Ale Slayers Player Profiles
Midnight Sun's Ale Slayers are real guys with real jobs who like to smack the puck around. And once a week, they get on the ice to do just that. These profiles provide some insight to these fun-loving, adventure-seeking guys:
Player: #00 Johnny "Ži Ži" Storm
| position | netminder |
| number of yrs playing hockey | 1 |
| what U love most about hockey | getting hit with the puck |
| piece of equipment U need to replace or upgrade | everything |
| what are U waiting for? | Perment Fund check |
| if you weren't playing hockey @ 10:45 pm every Sunday, what would you be doing? | crying |
| best move on the ice | water-bottle squeeze |
| best move off the ice | Cha Cha |
| worst on-ice injury | bruised ego |
| hockey idol | my dad (the original Sieve) |
| pool or darts | shuffleboard |
| pirate or cowboy | philosopher |
| cookies or cookie dough | frosting |
| boxers or briefs | freestyle |
| sand or snow | ice |
| shovel, blow or plow | wait for summer |
| mashed or fried | baked |
| blended or on-the-rocks | beer |
| bar soap or shower gel | shampoo |
| drive or putt | bunker shot |
| favorite breakfast | blood sausage |
| favorite jingle | Enjolie |
| favorite power tool | auger |
| favorite condiment | Tabasco |
| favorite t-shirt line | Fruit of the Loom |
| favorite magazine | Goalie's World |
| favorite pasttime | Nietzsche |
| favorite sport to play | hockey |
| favorite sport to watch | hockey |
| favorite MSBC beer | Full Curl Scotch Ale |
| comfort food | Sailor Boy Pilot Bread |
espresso stand order |
change for the meter |
| daytime postition | lackey |
| what's in yer fridge | baking soda |
| what's in yer iPod/CD player | Eric Dolphy |
| best grooming trick | licking |
| 1 word that best describes yer car | thirsty |
| latest obsession | Vince and Jen |
| secret passion | Beavis and Butthead |
| pet peeve | Chinese defensemen |
| 3 things if you were stranded on a desert island | Ginger, The Professor, sunscreen |
| 3 things if you were trapped in an elevator | keg of Full Curl, pint glass, auger |
| something your parents always said | Don't play ball in the house! |
| something you always say | flame on |
| last thing you ate | crowberry |
| first thing that comes to mind | Mr. Rogers |
| one thing for sure | Seabiscuit |
| a smart thing to do | learn to skate backwards |
| a crazy thing to do | eat spinach |
| last thing that made you laugh out loud | Strange Brew |
Player: #03 Greg "G Lo" Lotakis
| position | offense |
| number of yrs playing hockey | 7 |
| what U love most about hockey | playing on a pond in winter |
| piece of equipment U need to replace or upgrade | my whole body |
| what are U waiting for? | a son to live vicariously through |
| if you weren't playing hockey @ 10:45 pm every Sunday, what would you be doing? | slipping into a coma at home |
| best move on the ice | the slap shot into a full on, both skates in the air, horizontal fall |
| best move off the ice | the stationary robot |
| worst on-ice injury | torn ligaments in shoulder |
| hockey idol | Eric Franklin |
| pool or darts | shuffleboard |
| pirate or cowboy | pirate and cowboy...a powboy or cirate |
| cookies or cookie dough | cookie dough - frozen |
| boxers or briefs | both or none |
| favorite breakfast | it's breafast with no "k" - scramble with lots of cheese and meat |
| favorite jingle | no favorite - I hate 3372323 for Pizza Hut but it's genious |
| favorite power tool | drill |
| favorite condiment | salsa |
| favorite t-shirt line | Your retarded |
| favorite magazine | Nat. Geo. |
| favorite pasttime | baseball |
| favorite sport to play | baseball |
| favorite sport to watch | baseball live |
| favorite MSBC beer | Who can choose just one? |
| comfort food | cheesy goodness |
espresso stand order |
16 oz SVL (skinny vanilla latte) |
| daytime postition | asshole, cheerleader, idiot, complaint dept |
| what's in yer fridge | cooler items...and very few of them |
| what's in yer iPod/CD player | Killers, Snow Patrol, Johnny Cash, Jacks Mannequin, Kanye West for a few |
| best grooming trick | the two-fingered nose hair pluck |
| 1 word that best describes yer car | lesbian |
| latest obsession | touching my finger to my nose when I agree with someone |
| secret passion | it's a secret but, my God, it's fantastic |
| pet peeve | smokers |
| 3 things if you were stranded on a desert island | iPod full of music, my dogs, & infinite wishes |
| 3 things if you were trapped in an elevator | a pregnant lady |
| something your parents always said | Who are you again? |
| something you always say | If I knew then, what I know now...I'd... |
| last thing you ate | Ben & Jerry's |
| first thing that comes to mind | Cubs, Lou Pineila, AROD...2007 World Series Champs? |
| one thing for sure | death will happen, love is not easy |
| a smart thing to do | floss |
| a crazy thing to do | relax once in a while |
| last thing that made you laugh out loud | the Stephen Colbert report |
Player: #07 Chris "Captain" Morgan
| position | forward |
| number of yrs playing hockey | 7 |
| what U love most about hockey | Lighting the Lamp! |
| piece of equipment U need to replace or upgrade | pants and gloves |
| what are U waiting for? | sponsorship |
| if you weren't playing hockey @ 10:45 pm every Sunday, what would you be doing? | sleeping |
| best move on the ice | split the uprights...I know it's hockey not football |
| best move off the ice | Toss-up: the Sprinkler or the Lawn Mower |
| worst on-ice injury | bruised buttocks |
| hockey idol | Chris Chelios |
| putt or drive | Hit for show...putt for dough! |
| favorite breakfast | omelet and hashbrowns |
| favorite jingle | Meet the Mets |
| favorite power tool | cordless drill |
| favorite condiment | ketchup (not Heinz) |
| favorite t-shirt line | Beer...it's not just for Breakfast. |
| favorite magazine | ESPN...the magazine |
| favorite pasttime | baseball |
| favorite sport to play | hockey |
| favorite sport to watch | baseball |
| favorite MSBC beer | Kodiak Brown |
| comfort food | pizza |
espresso stand order |
20 oz, 4-shot, skinny mocha, no whip |
| daytime postition | Project Engineer |
| what's in yer fridge | milk, bread, OJ , beer |
| what's in yer iPod/CD player | Jay-Z, U2, Weezer, The Bare Naked Ladies |
| best grooming trick | limit the hairspray--I had "Jimmy Johnson" issues early in my career |
| 1 word that best describes yer car | mine |
| latest obsession | Yahoo IM Messenger |
| secret passion | it's a secret |
| pet peeve | poor personal hygiene |
| 3 things if you were stranded on a desert island | 7-Up, Seagram's 7 and a good book |
| 3 things if you were trapped in an elevator | pillow, blanket, cell phone |
| something your parents always said | "If I have to come back there, I'll get the right one" |
| something you always say | "You're so money!" |
| last thing you ate | bagel |
| first thing that comes to mind | What am I forgetting to do? |
| one thing for sure | Love hurts! |
| a smart thing to do | invest early and often |
| a crazy thing to do | cleaning kitchen floors in select Seattle suburbs using only your shirt...no hands |
| last thing that made you laugh out loud | Eric Franklin's offensive moves! |
Player: #17 Conrad "Twitchy" Choy
| position | center |
| what U love most about hockey | getting around the D / goalscoring |
| piece of equipment U need to replace or upgrade | replace cage with a full visor |
| what are U waiting for? | $$$ |
| if you weren't playing hockey @ 10:45 pm every Sunday, what would you be doing? | sleeping |
| best move on the ice | picking off passes for breakaways |
| best move off the ice | a 1911 and moving soda cans |
| worst on-ice injury | sprained ankle |
| hockey idol | Detroit Red Wings |
| favorite breakfast | strawberry banana RockStar smoothie |
| favorite power tool | every one I own |
| favorite t-shirt line | I brake for brunettes - Rhett Atkins |
| favorite pasttime | cooking |
| favorite sport to play | hockey |
| favorite sport to watch | hockey |
| favorite MSBC beer | Hellesbock & Arctic Rhino Coffee Porter |
| comfort food | Gran Marnier Creme Brulee |
espresso stand order |
raspberry mocha |
| what's in yer fridge | space |
| what's in yer iPod/CD player | Sawyer Brown / Trick Pony / Blackhawk |
| pet peeve | home improvement / maintenance projects |
| 3 things if you were trapped in an elevator | Swiss Army knife, duct tape, fire hose |
| something your parents always said | Aye-yah |
| something you always say | FARK! |
| last thing you ate | club sandwich |
| first thing that comes to mind | need more coffee |
| one thing for sure | 1911s rule, glocks drool |
| a smart thing to do | plant a tree |
| a crazy thing to do | ...and spray tiger urine around it so the bloody moose don't eat it |
Player: #19 Scott "The Freak" Imlach
| position | wing and defense |
| number of yrs playing hockey | never enough |
| what U love most about hockey | the beer |
| piece of equipment U need to replace or upgrade | knees |
| what are U waiting for? | my body to catch up with my brain |
| if you weren't playing hockey @ 10:45 pm every Sunday, what would you be doing? | playing hockey at 7:45 |
| best move on the ice | throwing insults |
| best move off the ice | moon walk |
| worst on-ice injury | frost bite |
| hockey idol | Yzerman |
| pool or darts | hockey |
| pirate or cowboy | hockey player |
| cookies or cookie dough | hockey dough |
| boxers or briefs | cup |
| sand or snow | 3 feet of fresh powder |
| shovel, blow or plow | real men don't blow |
| mashed or fried | french |
| blended or on-the-rocks | straight up |
| bar soap or shower gel | on a rope |
| drive or putt | slap shot |
| favorite breakfast | blondes |
| favorite jingle | mmm, mmm good |
| favorite power tool | saws all |
| favorite condiment | salsa |
| favorite t-shirt line | I'm with stupid. (arrow points down) |
| favorite pasttime | eating breakfast |
| favorite sport to play | hockey |
| favorite sport to watch | hockey |
| favorite MSBC beer | La Maitresse du Moine Dark Strong Ale |
| comfort food | blondes |
espresso stand order |
screaming monkey (quad shot mocha with banana and coconut) |
| daytime postition | upright |
| what's in yer fridge | cold mold |
| what's in yer iPod/CD player | iPod? I still listen to cassettes. |
| best grooming trick | comb over |
| 1 word that best describes yer car | exploder |
| latest obsession | KT Tunstall |
| secret passion | not a secret if I tell... |
| pet peeve | other drivers |
| 3 things if you were stranded on a desert island | blonde , brunette, redhead |
| 3 things if you were trapped in an elevator | see above |
| something your parents always said | starving children in Africa |
| something you always say | grace |
| last thing you ate | breakfast |
| first thing that comes to mind | mmm, glazed donuts |
| one thing for sure | gravity |
| a smart thing to do | wrap that rascal |
| a crazy thing to do | your friend's mom |
| last thing that made you laugh out loud | Jessica Simpson |
Player: #23 Brett Anderson
| position | defense |
| number of yrs playing hockey | too many/not enough |
| what U love most about hockey | physical play |
| piece of equipment U need to replace or upgrade | all of it |
| what are U waiting for? | $$ (not enough with three kids) |
| if you weren't playing hockey @ 10:45 pm every Sunday, what would you be doing? | burping one of the twins |
| best move on the ice | staying on my feet |
| best move off the ice | staying on my feet |
| worst on-ice injury | speared with my own stick |
| hockey idol | Dave Williams or E. Frank |
| favorite breakfast | 3 eggs (sunny-side up), hash browns, 1/2-lb bacon, LOTS of Tabasco |
| favorite power tool | chain saw |
| favorite condiment | Tabasco |
| favorite t-shirt line | When lives are at stake, leave nothing to chance. --HK Benelli |
| favorite magazine | ENR |
| favorite pasttime | hunting |
| favorite sport to play | hockey |
| favorite sport to watch | hockey |
| favorite MSBC beer | allergic to hops |
| comfort food | sushi |
espresso stand order |
whatever the special is (but not too sweet) |
| daytime postition | domestic engineer |
| what's in yer fridge | 10 bottles of hot sauce, 2 tubes of wasabi |
| best grooming trick | shave it all to 3/8" |
| 1 word that best describes yer car | beat |
| latest obsession | duck hunting |
| secret passion | napping |
| pet peeve | the new interference rules |
| 3 things if you were stranded on a desert island | a good book, some real good coffee, and no rescue in sight |
| 3 things if you were trapped in an elevator | a .45, some earplugs, and a bottle of water |
| something your parents always said | Hey! Dumbass! |
| something you always say | Which one spit up? |
| last thing you ate | pot of coffee |
| first thing that comes to mind | sleep |
| one thing for sure | 1 kid crying is annoying, 2 will give you a headache, 3 will make you want to give up sex |
| a crazy thing to do | have kids |
Player: #24 Eric "Franco" Franklin
| position | defense |
| number of yrs playing hockey | 28 |
| what U love most about hockey | penalty box |
| piece of equipment U need to replace or upgrade | visor (need one without all those bars) |
| what are U waiting for? | The Man to quit oppressing me |
| if you weren't playing hockey @ 10:45 pm every Sunday, what would you be doing? | streaking |
| best move on the ice | slow moving shoulder to the head |
| best move off the ice | the Forbidden Dance |
| worst on-ice injury | broken Lesser Trochantor, torn Miniscus x 2, Benton's Fractures x 2 |
| hockey idol | Bobby Orr or Chris "Captain" Morgan (the Mike Vanderjagt of hockey)--it’s a toss up |
| shovel, blow or plow | pay the kids next door to do it |
| mashed or fried | anything with gravy |
| blended or on-the-rocks | coke for color |
| bar soap or shower gel | soap? |
| drive or putt | drive (chicks love the long ball) |
| favorite breakfast | Egg McMuffin x 3 |
| favorite power tool | drain snake |
| favorite condiment | mustard |
| favorite t-shirt line | It's not a beer belly. |
| favorite magazine | Goon's Life |
| favorite pasttime | randomly slamming my body into unsuspecting innocents |
| favorite sport to play | hockey |
| favorite sport to watch | Notre Dame football |
| favorite MSBC beer | Do they have a distillery yet? |
| comfort food | fries and gravy |
espresso stand order |
E Frank special |
| daytime postition | air conditioner salesman - Alaska region |
| what's in yer fridge | beer and old milk |
| what's in yer iPod/CD player | Johnny Cash, NWA, Bob Marley, Dropkick Murphys |
| 1 word that best describes yer car | Durang-a-go-go |
| latest obsession | duck hunting with Anderson and Morgan |
| secret passion | suduko |
| pet peeve | forwards with the last name Choy |
| 3 things if you were stranded on a desert island | drain snake , XBOX and a chicken |
| 3 things if you were trapped in an elevator | same as above |
| something your parents always said | Go ahead and take him, Officer. |
| something you always say | Damn, my knees hurt. |
| last thing you ate | 5 Arby's regulars |
| first thing that comes to mind | sleep |
| one thing for sure | me on the breakaway |
| a smart thing to do | vote Republican |
| a crazy thing to do | eat 3 McRibs from the Fairbank's McDonald's in 5 minutes |
| last thing that made you laugh out loud | Lotakis' profile |
Player: #37 Mark "Stapes" Staples
| position | wing |
| number of yrs playing hockey | 6 |
| what U love most about hockey | checking |
| piece of equipment U need to replace or upgrade | cup |
| what are U waiting for? | |
| if you weren't playing hockey @ 10:45 pm every Sunday, what would you be doing? | watching Entourage |
| best move on the ice | Atomic Triple Deek |
| favorite breakfast | chicken fried steak and eggs |
| favorite power tool | chain saw |
| favorite condiment | Tabasco & mole |
| favorite t-shirt line | Maui Built |
| favorite sport to play | hockey |
| favorite sport to watch | tennise |
| favorite MSBC beer | Panty Peeler Trippel |
| comfort food | posole |
espresso stand order |
12 oz. Americano, no milk, no cream, 2 packets of raw sugar |
| daytime postition | DBA |
| what's in yer iPod/CD player | DMB, Buffett, KT Tunstall, Toots & the Maytals |
| best grooming trick | molding mud |
| latest obsession | geocaching |
| pet peeve | people that think one place has the best sushi |
| 3 things if you were stranded on a desert island | beer, chicks, hot wings |
| 3 things if you were trapped in an elevator | beer, chicks, hot wings |
| something your parents always said | I'm gonna slap your head into a point. |
| something you always say | sweet feather-bottomed Jesus |
| last thing you ate | turd sandwich |
| first thing that comes to mind | Pepto Bismol |
| one thing for sure | the Raiders suck |
| a smart thing to do | go to Hawaii |
| a crazy thing to do | run for office |
| last thing that made you laugh out loud | the Simpsons |